He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Randomize
