porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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