there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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