She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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