I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Found the puke drawer
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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