Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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