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I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
So here I am, sexting at work.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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