the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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