when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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