I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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