I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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