He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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