Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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