You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just want to make out with him forever
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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