I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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