College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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