thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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