I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The beer is more important than you right now.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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