You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
handjob tips. give me some.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize