What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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