My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
high people should be assigned attendants
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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