haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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