his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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