Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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