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i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab

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(251): View more from Alabama

My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.

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(817): View more from Texas

She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.

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(309): View more from Illinois

It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face

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(248): View more from Michigan

If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid

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(540): View more from Virginia

I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.

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