K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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