Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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