i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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