I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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