Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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