At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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