highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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