If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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