it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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