Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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