They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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