well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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