And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Buhtt sex?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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