We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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