i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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