the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
tell me about the fingering
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