I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
