Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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