She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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