bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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