i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize