I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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