At least make sure they are 18
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i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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