So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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