i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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