Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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