I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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